Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom (季节 3)

The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.

In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.

  • Poster for YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

    YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair) (集 1)

    编剧: Tao Yang

    播出日期: 2020-03-02

    运行时间: 5 min

    概述: Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

  • Poster for News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

    News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car (集 2)

    编剧: Trevor Lyon

    播出日期: 2020-03-09

    运行时间: 7 min

    概述: Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

  • Poster for “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

    “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms (集 3)

    编剧: Patrick Woodall

    播出日期: 2020-03-16

    运行时间: 6 min

    概述: Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

  • Poster for Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

    Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube (集 4)

    编剧: Ally Beardsley

    播出日期: 2020-03-30

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

  • Poster for Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

    Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire (集 5)

    编剧: Mike Trapp

    播出日期: 2020-04-06

    运行时间: 5 min

    概述: Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

  • Poster for BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

    BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast (集 6)

    编剧: Eli Yudin

    播出日期: 2020-04-27

    运行时间: 5 min

    概述: Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

  • Poster for News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

    News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach (集 7)

    编剧: Grant O'Brien

    播出日期: 2020-03-30

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

  • Poster for Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

    Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails (集 8)

    编剧: Jessica Ross

    播出日期: 2020-04-13

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

  • Poster for A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

    A Report from the CollegeHumor Office (集 9)

    编剧: Grant O'Brien

    播出日期: 2020-04-20

    运行时间: 6 min

    概述: Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

  • Poster for U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

    U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through (集 10)

    编剧: Lily Du

    播出日期: 2020-05-04

    运行时间: 5 min

    概述: Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

  • Poster for Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

    Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash (集 11)

    编剧: Alexander Blechman

    播出日期: 2020-05-11

    运行时间: 8 min

    概述: Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

  • Poster for Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

    Mom Disappointed in Son… Again (集 12)

    编剧: Kellen Schneider

    播出日期: 2020-05-18

    运行时间: 8 min

    概述: Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

  • Poster for God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

    God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow (集 13)

    编剧: Noah Prestwich

    播出日期: 2020-05-25

    运行时间: 5 min

    概述: Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

  • Poster for My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

    My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire (集 14)

    编剧: Raphael Chestang

    播出日期: 2020-06-01

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

  • Poster for Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

    Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty) (集 15)

    编剧: Alexander Blechman

    播出日期: 2020-06-22

    运行时间: 7 min

    概述: Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

  • Poster for Good Morning, River View High!

    Good Morning, River View High! (集 16)

    编剧: Jessica Ross

    播出日期: 2020-06-08

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

  • Poster for Welcome to Bug News

    Welcome to Bug News (集 17)

    编剧: Ryan Creamer

    播出日期: 2020-06-15

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

  • Poster for Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

    Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians (集 18)

    编剧: Grant O'Brien

    播出日期: 2020-06-29

    运行时间: 7 min

    概述: Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

  • Poster for I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

    I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet (集 19)

    编剧: Ally Beardsley

    播出日期: 2020-07-06

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

  • Poster for Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

    Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women (集 20)

    编剧: Ryan Creamer

    播出日期: 2020-07-13

    运行时间: 8 min

    概述: Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

  • Poster for All Hail Cello Chigglers!

    All Hail Cello Chigglers! (集 21)

    编剧: Mike Trapp

    播出日期: 2020-07-27

    运行时间: 4 min

    概述: Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

  • Poster for Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

    Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops (集 22)

    编剧: Paul Robalino

    播出日期: 2020-08-03

    运行时间: 7 min

    概述: Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

  • Poster for True Confessions of Real Newscasters

    True Confessions of Real Newscasters (集 23)

    编剧: Tao Yang

    播出日期: 2020-08-10

    运行时间: 5 min

    概述: Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

  • Poster for Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

    Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball (集 24)

    编剧: Raphael Chestang

    播出日期: 2020-08-17

    运行时间: 7 min

    概述: Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

  • Poster for Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

    Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest (集 25)

    编剧: Jewel Galbraith

    播出日期: 2020-08-24

    运行时间: 6 min

    概述: Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

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