爱丽丝 (季节 7)

Sorry, Wrong Lips (集 1)

播出日期: 1982-10-06

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

Do You Take . . . ? (集 2)

播出日期: 1982-10-13

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

The Secret of Mel's Diner (集 3)

播出日期: 1982-10-20

运行时间: 30 min

概述: There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

Alice at the Palace (集 4)

播出日期: 1982-10-27

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

Joel Grey Saves the Day (集 5)

播出日期: 1982-11-03

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving (集 6)

播出日期: 1982-11-10

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

Carrie on the Rebound (集 7)

编剧: Bob Bendetson

播出日期: 1983-01-09

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

Jolene's Brother Jonas (集 8)

编剧: Stephen Sustarsic

播出日期: 1983-01-16

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Alice Sees the Light (集 9)

编剧: Bob Bendetson

播出日期: 1983-02-28

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

Vera the Virtuoso (集 10)

编剧: Stephen Sustarsic

播出日期: 1983-03-07

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Alice Faces the Music (集 11)

编剧: Stephen Sustarsic

播出日期: 1983-03-14

运行时间: 30 min

概述: The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

Tommy, the Jailbird (集 12)

编剧: Stephen Sustarsic

播出日期: 1983-03-21

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

Jolene and the Night Watchman (集 13)

编剧: Bob Bendetson

播出日期: 1983-03-28

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

Mel's Dream Car (集 14)

播出日期: 1983-04-11

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Come Back Little Sharples (集 15)

播出日期: 1983-04-17

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

Vera, the Torch (集 16)

播出日期: 1983-04-24

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

The Grass is Always Greener (集 17)

编剧: Linda Morris

播出日期: 1983-05-01

运行时间: 30 min

概述: In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

Tommy Fouls Out (集 18)

编剧: Michael Cassutt

播出日期: 1983-05-15

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

Vera on the Lam (集 19)

播出日期: 1983-05-22

运行时间: 30 min

概述: After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

Mel's Cousin Wendy? (集 20)

编剧: Linda Morris

播出日期: 1983-05-29

运行时间: 30 min

概述: To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

Sweet Erasable Mel (集 21)

播出日期: 1983-06-05

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant (集 22)

编剧: Bob Bendetson

播出日期: 1983-06-12

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag (集 23)

播出日期: 1983-09-18

运行时间: 30 min

概述: Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.