How I Met Your Mother (Season 7)

A love story in reverse.

A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.

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    The Best Man (Episode 1) 7.9

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2011-09-19

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

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    The Naked Truth (Episode 2) 7.4

    Writer: Stephen Lloyd

    Air date: 2011-09-19

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

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    Ducky Tie (Episode 3) 7.9

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2011-09-26

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

  • Poster for The Stinson Missile Crisis

    The Stinson Missile Crisis (Episode 4) 7.6

    Writer: Kourtney Kang

    Air date: 2011-10-03

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

  • Poster for Field Trip

    Field Trip (Episode 5) 7.4

    Writer: Jamie Rhonheimer

    Air date: 2011-10-10

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

  • Poster for Mystery vs. History

    Mystery vs. History (Episode 6) 7.2

    Writer: Chuck Tatham

    Air date: 2011-10-17

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

  • Poster for Noretta

    Noretta (Episode 7) 7.2

    Writer: Matt Kuhn

    Air date: 2011-10-24

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

  • Poster for The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

    The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (Episode 8) 7.3

    Writer: Tami Sagher

    Air date: 2011-10-31

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

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    Disaster Averted (Episode 9) 7.8

    Writer: Robia Rashid

    Air date: 2011-11-07

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

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    Tick Tick Tick (Episode 10) 8.2

    Writer: Chris Harris

    Air date: 2011-11-14

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

  • Poster for The Rebound Girl

    The Rebound Girl (Episode 11) 7.6

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2011-11-21

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

  • Poster for Symphony of Illumination

    Symphony of Illumination (Episode 12) 8.0

    Writer: Joe Kelly

    Air date: 2011-12-05

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

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    Tailgate (Episode 13) 7.5

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2012-01-02

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

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    46 Minutes (Episode 14) 7.5

    Air date: 2012-01-16

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

  • Poster for The Burning Beekeeper

    The Burning Beekeeper (Episode 15) 7.2

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2012-02-06

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

  • Poster for The Drunk Train

    The Drunk Train (Episode 16) 7.6

    Writer: Craig Gerard

    Air date: 2012-02-13

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

  • Poster for No Pressure

    No Pressure (Episode 17) 7.9

    Air date: 2012-02-20

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

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    Karma (Episode 18) 7.4

    Writer: Stephen Lloyd

    Air date: 2012-02-27

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

  • Poster for The Broath

    The Broath (Episode 19) 7.7

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2012-03-19

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

  • Poster for Trilogy Time

    Trilogy Time (Episode 20) 7.9

    Writer: Kourtney Kang

    Air date: 2012-04-09

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

  • Poster for Now We're Even

    Now We're Even (Episode 21) 7.6

    Writer: Chuck Tatham

    Air date: 2012-04-16

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

  • Poster for Good Crazy

    Good Crazy (Episode 22) 7.4

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2012-04-30

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

  • Poster for The Magician's Code (1)

    The Magician's Code (1) (Episode 23) 7.6

    Air date: 2012-05-14

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

  • Poster for The Magician's Code (2)

    The Magician's Code (2) (Episode 24) 8.0

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2012-05-14

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

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