Very Mary-Kate (Season 1)

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

Moving Out (Episode 1)
Air date: 2010-01-31
Runtime: 1 min
Overview: I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Moving Day (Episode 2)
Air date: 2010-01-31
Runtime: 1 min
Overview: My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Bodyguard (Episode 3)
Air date: 2010-01-31
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Baby (Episode 4)
Air date: 2010-01-31
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Baby Daddy (Episode 5)
Air date: 2010-02-08
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Depressed (Episode 6)
Air date: 2010-03-01
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Hangover (Episode 7)
Air date: 2010-03-01
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Fight (Episode 8)
Air date: 2010-03-01
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Philip Seymour Hoffman (Episode 9)
Air date: 2010-03-13
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Cat (Episode 10)
Air date: 2010-04-04
Runtime: 1 min
Overview: I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Back to School (Episode 11)
Air date: 2010-04-04
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Extension (Episode 12)
Air date: 2010-04-11
Runtime: 1 min
Overview: Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Paper (Episode 13)
Air date: 2010-04-11
Runtime: 1 min
Overview: I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Crush (Episode 14)
Air date: 2010-04-18
Runtime: 1 min
Overview: It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Ashleyguard (Episode 15)
Air date: 2010-04-18
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Nightmare (Episode 16)
Air date: 2010-04-26
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Zac Efron (Episode 17)
Air date: 2010-04-29
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2 (Episode 18)
Air date: 2010-05-03
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Gun (Episode 19)
Air date: 2010-05-03
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?