Very Mary-Kate (Season 3)

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

Raise Your Hand (Episode 1)
Air date: 2011-12-01
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
Magazines (Episode 2)
Air date: 2011-12-08
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Jetlag (Episode 3)
Air date: 2011-12-15
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Santa (Episode 4)
Air date: 2011-12-22
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Presentation 4 (Episode 5)
Air date: 2012-01-06
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Jewish Looking Girl (Episode 6)
Air date: 2012-01-12
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: She’s a rock star of David.
Layers (Episode 7)
Air date: 2012-01-19
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
Call My Phone (Episode 8)
Air date: 2012-01-26
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Trenta (Episode 9)
Air date: 2012-02-02
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
Evil Dragon (Episode 10)
Air date: 2012-02-09
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Police (Episode 11)
Air date: 2012-02-17
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
Mug Shot (Episode 12)
Air date: 2012-02-23
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Is this the duckface of a criminal?
Jail (Episode 13)
Air date: 2012-03-08
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
Dishwasher (Episode 14)
Air date: 2012-03-15
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
Pillow Talk (Episode 15)
Air date: 2012-03-22
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith) (Episode 16)
Air date: 2012-04-01
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Sleeping in Class (Episode 17)
Air date: 2012-04-05
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
Professor’s Presentation (Episode 18)
Air date: 2012-04-12
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
Slumber Party (Episode 19)
Air date: 2012-04-19
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
Pills (Episode 20)
Air date: 2012-04-26
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Take once per day with a picture of food.
Comet (Episode 21)
Air date: 2012-05-03
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
Draw Something (Episode 22)
Air date: 2012-05-10
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2) (Episode 23)
Air date: 2012-05-24
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
Summer House (Episode 24)
Air date: 2012-05-31
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.