Very Mary-Kate (季节 1)

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

  • Poster for Moving Out

    Moving Out (集 1)

    播出日期: 2010-01-31

    运行时间: 1 min

    概述: I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

  • Poster for Moving Day

    Moving Day (集 2)

    播出日期: 2010-01-31

    运行时间: 1 min

    概述: My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

  • Poster for Bodyguard

    Bodyguard (集 3)

    播出日期: 2010-01-31

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

  • Poster for Baby

    Baby (集 4)

    播出日期: 2010-01-31

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.

  • Poster for Baby Daddy

    Baby Daddy (集 5)

    播出日期: 2010-02-08

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

  • Poster for Depressed

    Depressed (集 6)

    播出日期: 2010-03-01

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

  • Poster for Hangover

    Hangover (集 7)

    播出日期: 2010-03-01

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

  • Poster for Fight

    Fight (集 8)

    播出日期: 2010-03-01

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

  • Poster for Philip Seymour Hoffman

    Philip Seymour Hoffman (集 9)

    播出日期: 2010-03-13

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

  • Poster for Cat

    Cat (集 10)

    播出日期: 2010-04-04

    运行时间: 1 min

    概述: I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

  • Poster for Back to School

    Back to School (集 11)

    播出日期: 2010-04-04

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

  • Poster for Extension

    Extension (集 12)

    播出日期: 2010-04-11

    运行时间: 1 min

    概述: Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

  • Poster for Paper

    Paper (集 13)

    播出日期: 2010-04-11

    运行时间: 1 min

    概述: I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

  • Poster for Crush

    Crush (集 14)

    播出日期: 2010-04-18

    运行时间: 1 min

    概述: It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

  • Poster for Ashleyguard

    Ashleyguard (集 15)

    播出日期: 2010-04-18

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

  • Poster for Nightmare

    Nightmare (集 16)

    播出日期: 2010-04-26

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

  • Poster for Zac Efron

    Zac Efron (集 17)

    播出日期: 2010-04-29

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

  • Poster for Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

    Philip Seymour Hoffman 2 (集 18)

    播出日期: 2010-05-03

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

  • Poster for Gun

    Gun (集 19)

    播出日期: 2010-05-03

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

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