Very Mary-Kate (季节 3)

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

  • Poster for Raise Your Hand

    Raise Your Hand (集 1)

    播出日期: 2011-12-01

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

  • Poster for Magazines

    Magazines (集 2)

    播出日期: 2011-12-08

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

  • Poster for Jetlag

    Jetlag (集 3)

    播出日期: 2011-12-15

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

  • Poster for Santa

    Santa (集 4)

    播出日期: 2011-12-22

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

  • Poster for Presentation 4

    Presentation 4 (集 5)

    播出日期: 2012-01-06

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

  • Poster for Jewish Looking Girl

    Jewish Looking Girl (集 6)

    播出日期: 2012-01-12

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: She’s a rock star of David.

  • Poster for Layers

    Layers (集 7)

    播出日期: 2012-01-19

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

  • Poster for Call My Phone

    Call My Phone (集 8)

    播出日期: 2012-01-26

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

  • Poster for Trenta

    Trenta (集 9)

    播出日期: 2012-02-02

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

  • Poster for Evil Dragon

    Evil Dragon (集 10)

    播出日期: 2012-02-09

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

  • Poster for Police

    Police (集 11)

    播出日期: 2012-02-17

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

  • Poster for Mug Shot

    Mug Shot (集 12)

    播出日期: 2012-02-23

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Is this the duckface of a criminal?

  • Poster for Jail

    Jail (集 13)

    播出日期: 2012-03-08

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

  • Poster for Dishwasher

    Dishwasher (集 14)

    播出日期: 2012-03-15

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

  • Poster for Pillow Talk

    Pillow Talk (集 15)

    播出日期: 2012-03-22

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

  • Poster for Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

    Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith) (集 16)

    播出日期: 2012-04-01

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

  • Poster for Sleeping in Class

    Sleeping in Class (集 17)

    播出日期: 2012-04-05

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

  • Poster for Professor’s Presentation

    Professor’s Presentation (集 18)

    播出日期: 2012-04-12

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

  • Poster for Slumber Party

    Slumber Party (集 19)

    播出日期: 2012-04-19

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

  • Poster for Pills

    Pills (集 20)

    播出日期: 2012-04-26

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Take once per day with a picture of food.

  • Poster for Comet

    Comet (集 21)

    播出日期: 2012-05-03

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

  • Poster for Draw Something

    Draw Something (集 22)

    播出日期: 2012-05-10

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

  • Poster for The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

    The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2) (集 23)

    播出日期: 2012-05-24

    运行时间: 2 min

    概述: When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

  • Poster for Summer House

    Summer House (集 24)

    播出日期: 2012-05-31

    运行时间: 3 min

    概述: Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.

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