Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom (Season 2)

The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.

In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.

Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail 0.0
Air date: 2019-09-09
Runtime: 6 min
Overview: Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad 0.0
Air date: 2019-09-09
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal 0.0
Air date: 2019-10-14
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad 0.0
Air date: 2019-10-21
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk 0.0
Air date: 2019-10-28
Runtime: 6 min
Overview: Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles 0.0
Air date: 2019-11-04
Runtime: 4 min
Overview: Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer 0.0
Air date: 2019-11-11
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Man Turns Home into Home Depot 0.0
Air date: 2019-11-18
Runtime: 4 min
Overview: Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation 0.0
Air date: 2019-11-25
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist 0.0
Air date: 2019-12-02
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona 0.0
Air date: 2019-12-09
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record 0.0
Air date: 2019-12-16
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer 0.0
Air date: 2019-12-23
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars 0.0
Air date: 2019-12-30
Runtime: 4 min
Overview: Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien 0.0
Air date: 2020-01-06
Runtime: 9 min
Overview: Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz 0.0
Air date: 2020-01-06
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys 0.0
Air date: 2020-01-13
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria 0.0
Air date: 2020-01-20
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds 0.0
Air date: 2020-01-27
Runtime: 8 min
Overview: Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off? 0.0
Air date: 2020-02-03
Runtime: 4 min
Overview: A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off 0.0
Air date: 2020-02-10
Runtime: 6 min
Overview: Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America 0.0
Air date: 2020-02-17
Runtime: 5 min
Overview: Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People 0.0
Air date: 2020-02-24
Runtime: 4 min
Overview: Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.