Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom (Season 3)

The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.

In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.

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    YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair) (Episode 1)

    Writer: Tao Yang

    Air date: 2020-03-02

    Runtime: 5 min

    Overview: Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

  • Poster for News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

    News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car (Episode 2)

    Writer: Trevor Lyon

    Air date: 2020-03-09

    Runtime: 7 min

    Overview: Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

  • Poster for “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

    “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms (Episode 3)

    Writer: Patrick Woodall

    Air date: 2020-03-16

    Runtime: 6 min

    Overview: Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

  • Poster for Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

    Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube (Episode 4)

    Writer: Ally Beardsley

    Air date: 2020-03-30

    Runtime: 3 min

    Overview: Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

  • Poster for Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

    Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire (Episode 5)

    Writer: Mike Trapp

    Air date: 2020-04-06

    Runtime: 5 min

    Overview: Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

  • Poster for BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

    BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast (Episode 6)

    Writer: Eli Yudin

    Air date: 2020-04-27

    Runtime: 5 min

    Overview: Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

  • Poster for News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

    News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach (Episode 7)

    Writer: Grant O'Brien

    Air date: 2020-03-30

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

  • Poster for Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

    Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails (Episode 8)

    Writer: Jessica Ross

    Air date: 2020-04-13

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

  • Poster for A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

    A Report from the CollegeHumor Office (Episode 9)

    Writer: Grant O'Brien

    Air date: 2020-04-20

    Runtime: 6 min

    Overview: Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

  • Poster for U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

    U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through (Episode 10)

    Writer: Lily Du

    Air date: 2020-05-04

    Runtime: 5 min

    Overview: Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

  • Poster for Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

    Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash (Episode 11)

    Writer: Alexander Blechman

    Air date: 2020-05-11

    Runtime: 8 min

    Overview: Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

  • Poster for Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

    Mom Disappointed in Son… Again (Episode 12)

    Writer: Kellen Schneider

    Air date: 2020-05-18

    Runtime: 8 min

    Overview: Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

  • Poster for God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

    God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow (Episode 13)

    Writer: Noah Prestwich

    Air date: 2020-05-25

    Runtime: 5 min

    Overview: Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

  • Poster for My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

    My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire (Episode 14)

    Writer: Raphael Chestang

    Air date: 2020-06-01

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

  • Poster for Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

    Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty) (Episode 15)

    Writer: Alexander Blechman

    Air date: 2020-06-22

    Runtime: 7 min

    Overview: Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

  • Poster for Good Morning, River View High!

    Good Morning, River View High! (Episode 16)

    Writer: Jessica Ross

    Air date: 2020-06-08

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

  • Poster for Welcome to Bug News

    Welcome to Bug News (Episode 17)

    Writer: Ryan Creamer

    Air date: 2020-06-15

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

  • Poster for Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

    Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians (Episode 18)

    Writer: Grant O'Brien

    Air date: 2020-06-29

    Runtime: 7 min

    Overview: Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

  • Poster for I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

    I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet (Episode 19)

    Writer: Ally Beardsley

    Air date: 2020-07-06

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

  • Poster for Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

    Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women (Episode 20)

    Writer: Ryan Creamer

    Air date: 2020-07-13

    Runtime: 8 min

    Overview: Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

  • Poster for All Hail Cello Chigglers!

    All Hail Cello Chigglers! (Episode 21)

    Writer: Mike Trapp

    Air date: 2020-07-27

    Runtime: 4 min

    Overview: Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

  • Poster for Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

    Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops (Episode 22)

    Writer: Paul Robalino

    Air date: 2020-08-03

    Runtime: 7 min

    Overview: Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

  • Poster for True Confessions of Real Newscasters

    True Confessions of Real Newscasters (Episode 23)

    Writer: Tao Yang

    Air date: 2020-08-10

    Runtime: 5 min

    Overview: Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

  • Poster for Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

    Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball (Episode 24)

    Writer: Raphael Chestang

    Air date: 2020-08-17

    Runtime: 7 min

    Overview: Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

  • Poster for Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

    Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest (Episode 25)

    Writer: Jewel Galbraith

    Air date: 2020-08-24

    Runtime: 6 min

    Overview: Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

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