Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom (Season 5)

The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.

In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.

I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car (Episode 1)
Writer: Jessica Ross
Air date: 2021-08-20
Runtime: 12 min
Overview: Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Sam Reich Launches Dropout America (Episode 2)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2021-09-03
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
It's a Classic Virgin Tradition (Episode 3)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2021-09-17
Runtime: 9 min
Overview: Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
We've Actually Met Before (Episode 4)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2021-10-01
Runtime: 13 min
Overview: Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind (Episode 5)
Writer: Mike Trapp
Air date: 2021-10-15
Runtime: 9 min
Overview: Title says it all.
I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer (Episode 6)
Writer: Lily Du
Air date: 2021-10-29
Runtime: 8 min
Overview: Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala? (Episode 7)
Writer: Raphael Chestang
Air date: 2021-11-12
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It (Episode 8)
Writer: Mike Trapp
Air date: 2021-11-26
Runtime: 8 min
Overview: Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2) (Episode 9)
Writer: Nick Kocher
Air date: 2021-12-10
Runtime: 10 min
Overview: Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Gengar Could Run a Train through Me (Episode 10)
Writer: Tao Yang
Air date: 2021-12-24
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906 (Episode 11)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2022-01-07
Runtime: 10 min
Overview: Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman (Episode 12)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2022-01-21
Runtime: 10 min
Overview: Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Mi Scusi (Episode 13)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2022-02-04
Runtime: 8 min
Overview: Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips (Episode 14)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2022-02-18
Runtime: 10 min
Overview: Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Fuck Austin Texas (Episode 15)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2022-03-04
Runtime: 12 min
Overview: Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Magic, Love, and Coldplay (Episode 16)
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Air date: 2022-03-18
Runtime: 13 min
Overview: Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.