Married... with Children (Season 3)

Domestic bliss was never like this!

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

  • Poster for He Thought He Could

    He Thought He Could 6.5

    Air date: 1988-11-06

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

  • Poster for I'm Going to Sweatland

    I'm Going to Sweatland 6.6

    Air date: 1988-11-20

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

  • Poster for Poke High

    Poke High 5.6

    Air date: 1988-11-27

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

  • Poster for The Camping Show

    The Camping Show 6.8

    Air date: 1988-12-11

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

  • Poster for A Dump of My Own

    A Dump of My Own 6.8

    Air date: 1989-01-08

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

  • Poster for Her Cups Runneth Over

    Her Cups Runneth Over 7.1

    Air date: 1989-01-15

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

  • Poster for The Bald and the Beautiful

    The Bald and the Beautiful 6.4

    Air date: 1989-01-29

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

  • Poster for The Gypsy Cried

    The Gypsy Cried 6.6

    Air date: 1989-02-05

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

  • Poster for Requiem for a Dead Barber

    Requiem for a Dead Barber 6.4

    Air date: 1989-02-12

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

  • Poster for Eatin' Out

    Eatin' Out 7.2

    Air date: 1989-02-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

  • Poster for My Mom, the Mom

    My Mom, the Mom 5.9

    Air date: 1989-02-26

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

  • Poster for Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

    Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me 6.5

    Air date: 1989-03-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

  • Poster for A Three Job, No Income Family

    A Three Job, No Income Family 7.1

    Air date: 1989-03-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

  • Poster for The Harder They Fall

    The Harder They Fall 6.9

    Air date: 1989-03-26

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

  • Poster for The House That Peg Lost

    The House That Peg Lost 6.9

    Air date: 1989-04-09

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

  • Poster for Married ... with Prom Queen (1)

    Married ... with Prom Queen (1) 6.5

    Air date: 1989-04-23

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

  • Poster for Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)

    Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2) 6.9

    Air date: 1989-04-30

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

  • Poster for The Dateless Amigo

    The Dateless Amigo 6.8

    Air date: 1989-05-07

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

  • Poster for The Computer Show

    The Computer Show 6.5

    Air date: 1989-05-14

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

  • Poster for Life's a Beach

    Life's a Beach 6.3

    Air date: 1989-05-21

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

  • Poster for Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

    Here's Lookin' at You, Kid 6.5

    Air date: 1989-05-21

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

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