Married... with Children (Season 5)

Domestic bliss was never like this!

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

  • Poster for We'll Follow the Sun

    We'll Follow the Sun 6.9

    Air date: 1990-09-23

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

  • Poster for Al... with Kelly

    Al... with Kelly 7.4

    Air date: 1990-09-30

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

  • Poster for Sue Casa, His Casa

    Sue Casa, His Casa 6.8

    Air date: 1990-10-07

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

  • Poster for The Unnatural

    The Unnatural 7.5

    Air date: 1990-10-14

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

  • Poster for The Dance Show

    The Dance Show 6.7

    Air date: 1990-10-21

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

  • Poster for Kelly Bounces Back

    Kelly Bounces Back 7.2

    Air date: 1990-10-28

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

  • Poster for Married ... with Aliens

    Married ... with Aliens 7.4

    Air date: 1990-11-04

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

  • Poster for Wabbit Season

    Wabbit Season 7.4

    Air date: 1990-11-11

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

  • Poster for Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

    Do Ya Think I'm Sexy 7.1

    Air date: 1990-11-18

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

  • Poster for One Down, Two to Go

    One Down, Two to Go 7.0

    Air date: 1990-11-25

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

  • Poster for And Baby Makes Money

    And Baby Makes Money 7.0

    Air date: 1990-12-16

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

  • Poster for Married ... with Who

    Married ... with Who 6.9

    Air date: 1991-01-06

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

  • Poster for The Godfather

    The Godfather 7.6

    Air date: 1991-02-03

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

  • Poster for Look Who's Barking

    Look Who's Barking 7.0

    Air date: 1991-02-10

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

  • Poster for A Man's Castle

    A Man's Castle 7.4

    Air date: 1991-02-17

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

  • Poster for All Night Security Dude

    All Night Security Dude 7.0

    Air date: 1991-02-24

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

  • Poster for Oldies but Young 'Uns

    Oldies but Young 'Uns 7.2

    Air date: 1991-03-17

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

  • Poster for Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

    Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers 7.2

    Air date: 1991-03-24

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

  • Poster for Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

    Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? 7.2

    Air date: 1991-04-07

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

  • Poster for Top of the Heap

    Top of the Heap 5.6

    Air date: 1991-04-07

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

  • Poster for You Better Shop Around (1)

    You Better Shop Around (1) 7.7

    Air date: 1991-04-14

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

  • Poster for You Better Shop Around (2)

    You Better Shop Around (2) 7.7

    Air date: 1991-04-21

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

  • Poster for Route 666 (1)

    Route 666 (1) 7.1

    Air date: 1991-04-28

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

  • Poster for Route 666 (2)

    Route 666 (2) 7.4

    Air date: 1991-05-05

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

  • Poster for Buck the Stud

    Buck the Stud 6.3

    Air date: 1991-05-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

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