Married... with Children (Season 8)

Domestic bliss was never like this!

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

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    A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? (Episode 1) 6.9

    Writer: Kim Weiskopf

    Air date: 1993-09-05

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

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    Hood 'n the Boyz (Episode 2) 6.7

    Air date: 1993-09-12

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

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    Proud to Be Your Bud (Episode 3) 7.1

    Air date: 1993-09-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

  • Poster for Luck of the Bundys

    Luck of the Bundys (Episode 4) 7.9

    Air date: 1993-09-26

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

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    Banking on Marcy (Episode 5) 7.6

    Air date: 1993-10-03

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

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    No Chicken, No Check (Episode 6) 7.4

    Air date: 1993-10-10

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

  • Poster for Take My Wife, Please

    Take My Wife, Please (Episode 7) 7.1

    Air date: 1993-10-24

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

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    Scared Single (Episode 8) 7.2

    Writer: Katherine Green

    Air date: 1993-11-07

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

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    NO MA'AM (Episode 9) 7.6

    Writer: Larry Jacobson

    Air date: 1993-11-14

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

  • Poster for Dances with Weezy

    Dances with Weezy (Episode 10) 7.1

    Air date: 1993-11-21

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

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    Change for a Buck (Episode 11) 6.9

    Writer: Kim Weiskopf

    Air date: 1993-11-28

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

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    A Little Off the Top (Episode 12) 7.1

    Air date: 1993-12-12

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

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    The Worst Noel (Episode 13) 5.8

    Writer: Larry Jacobson

    Air date: 1993-12-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

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    Sofa So Good (Episode 14) 7.3

    Writer: Doug McIntyre

    Air date: 1994-01-16

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

  • Poster for Honey, I Blew Up Myself

    Honey, I Blew Up Myself (Episode 15) 7.6

    Writer: Wayne Kline

    Air date: 1994-01-23

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

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    How Green Was My Apple (Episode 16) 6.0

    Writer: Katherine Green

    Air date: 1994-02-06

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

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    Valentine's Day Massacre (Episode 17) 7.7

    Air date: 1994-02-13

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

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    Get Outta Dodge (Episode 18) 7.8

    Writer: Mark Driscoll

    Air date: 1994-02-20

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

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    Field of Screams (Episode 19) 7.4

    Air date: 1994-02-27

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

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    The D'Arcy Files (Episode 20) 7.2

    Air date: 1994-03-20

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

  • Poster for Nooner or Later

    Nooner or Later (Episode 21) 7.7

    Air date: 1994-04-10

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

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    Ride Scare (Episode 22) 7.3

    Air date: 1994-04-24

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

  • Poster for The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

    The Legend of Ironhead Haynes (Episode 23) 6.8

    Writer: Katherine Green

    Air date: 1994-05-01

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

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    Assault and Batteries (Episode 24) 7.5

    Air date: 1994-05-08

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

  • Poster for Al Goes Deep

    Al Goes Deep (Episode 25) 7.3

    Air date: 1994-05-15

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

  • Poster for Kelly Knows Something

    Kelly Knows Something (Episode 26) 7.7

    Air date: 1994-05-22

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.

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