Seinfeld (Season 3)

A show about nothing.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

The Note (Episode 1) 7.1
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1991-09-18
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
The Truth (Episode 2) 7.6
Writer: Elaine Pope
Air date: 1991-09-25
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
The Pen (Episode 3) 7.6
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1991-10-02
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
The Dog (Episode 4) 7.1
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1991-10-09
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
The Library (Episode 5) 8.1
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1991-10-16
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
The Parking Garage (Episode 6) 8.1
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1991-10-30
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
The Cafe (Episode 7) 7.6
Writer: Tom Leopold
Air date: 1991-11-06
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
The Tape (Episode 8) 8.4
Writer: Don McEnery
Air date: 1991-11-13
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
The Nose Job (Episode 9) 7.5
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1991-11-20
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
The Stranded (Episode 10) 7.5
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1991-11-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
The Alternate Side (Episode 11) 7.6
Writer: Bill Masters
Air date: 1991-12-04
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
The Red Dot (Episode 12) 7.8
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1991-12-11
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
The Subway (Episode 13) 7.9
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1992-01-08
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
The Pez Dispenser (Episode 14) 8.0
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1992-01-15
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
The Suicide (Episode 15) 7.4
Writer: Tom Leopold
Air date: 1992-01-29
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
The Fix-Up (Episode 16) 8.1
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1992-02-05
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
The Boyfriend (1) (Episode 17) 8.2
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1992-02-12
Runtime: 46 min
Overview: Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
The Boyfriend (2) (Episode 18) 7.3
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1992-02-12
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
The Limo (Episode 19) 8.3
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1992-02-26
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
The Good Samaritan (Episode 20) 7.4
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1992-03-04
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
The Letter (Episode 21) 7.5
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1992-03-25
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
The Parking Space (Episode 22) 7.6
Writer: Greg Daniels
Air date: 1992-04-22
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
The Keys (Episode 23) 8.0
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1992-05-06
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.