Seinfeld (Season 7)

A show about nothing.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

The Engagement 7.6
Air date: 1995-09-21
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
The Postponement 7.8
Air date: 1995-09-28
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
The Maestro 7.7
Air date: 1995-10-05
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
The Wink 7.9
Air date: 1995-10-12
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
The Hot Tub 8.0
Air date: 1995-10-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
The Soup Nazi 8.8
Air date: 1995-11-02
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
The Secret Code 7.9
Air date: 1995-11-09
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
The Pool Guy 8.0
Air date: 1995-11-16
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.
The Sponge 7.7
Air date: 1995-12-07
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
The Gum 8.0
Air date: 1995-12-14
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
The Rye 8.3
Air date: 1996-01-04
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.
The Caddy 7.8
Air date: 1996-01-25
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
The Seven 7.7
Air date: 1996-02-01
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
The Cadillac (1) 7.9
Air date: 1996-02-08
Runtime: 44 min
Overview: George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
The Cadillac (2) 7.7
Air date: 1996-02-08
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
The Shower Head 8.1
Air date: 1996-02-15
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
The Doll 7.7
Air date: 1996-02-22
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
The Friars Club 7.3
Air date: 1996-03-07
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.
The Wig Master 7.3
Air date: 1996-04-04
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.
The Calzone 8.0
Air date: 1996-04-25
Runtime: 42 min
Overview: George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
The Bottle Deposit (1) 7.5
Air date: 1996-05-02
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
The Bottle Deposit (2) 7.3
Air date: 1996-05-02
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
The Wait Out 8.0
Air date: 1996-05-09
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
The Invitations 8.0
Air date: 1996-05-16
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.