Seinfeld (Season 7)

A show about nothing.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

The Engagement (Episode 1) 7.7
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1995-09-21
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
The Postponement (Episode 2) 7.9
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1995-09-28
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
The Maestro (Episode 3) 7.8
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1995-10-05
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
The Wink (Episode 4) 8.0
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1995-10-12
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
The Hot Tub (Episode 5) 8.0
Writer: Gregg Kavet
Air date: 1995-10-19
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
The Soup Nazi (Episode 6) 8.8
Writer: Spike Feresten
Air date: 1995-11-02
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
The Secret Code (Episode 7) 8.0
Writer: Alec Berg
Air date: 1995-11-09
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
The Pool Guy (Episode 8) 8.0
Writer: David Mandel
Air date: 1995-11-16
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.
The Sponge (Episode 9) 7.8
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1995-12-07
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
The Gum (Episode 10) 8.0
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1995-12-14
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
The Rye (Episode 11) 8.4
Writer: Carol Leifer
Air date: 1996-01-04
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.
The Caddy (Episode 12) 7.9
Writer: Gregg Kavet
Air date: 1996-01-25
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
The Seven (Episode 13) 7.8
Writer: Alec Berg
Air date: 1996-02-01
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
The Cadillac (1) (Episode 14) 8.0
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1996-02-08
Runtime: 44 min
Overview: George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
The Cadillac (2) (Episode 15) 7.8
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1996-02-08
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
The Shower Head (Episode 16) 8.2
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1996-02-15
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
The Doll (Episode 17) 7.7
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1996-02-22
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
The Friars Club (Episode 18) 7.4
Writer: David Mandel
Air date: 1996-03-07
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.
The Wig Master (Episode 19) 7.4
Writer: Spike Feresten
Air date: 1996-04-04
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.
The Calzone (Episode 20) 8.1
Writer: Alec Berg
Air date: 1996-04-25
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
The Bottle Deposit (1) (Episode 21) 7.7
Writer: Gregg Kavet
Air date: 1996-05-02
Runtime: 41 min
Overview: Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
The Bottle Deposit (2) (Episode 22) 7.5
Writer: Gregg Kavet
Air date: 1996-05-02
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
The Wait Out (Episode 23) 8.0
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1996-05-09
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
The Invitations (Episode 24) 8.1
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1996-05-16
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.