Seinfeld (Season 9)

A show about nothing.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

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    The Butter Shave (Episode 1) 7.7

    Writer: Alec Berg

    Air date: 1997-09-25

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

  • Poster for The Voice

    The Voice (Episode 2) 8.2

    Writer: Alec Berg

    Air date: 1997-10-02

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

  • Poster for The Serenity Now

    The Serenity Now (Episode 3) 8.3

    Writer: Steve Koren

    Air date: 1997-10-09

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

  • Poster for The Blood

    The Blood (Episode 4) 8.1

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe

    Air date: 1997-10-16

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

  • Poster for The Junk Mail

    The Junk Mail (Episode 5) 7.9

    Writer: Spike Feresten

    Air date: 1997-10-30

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

  • Poster for The Merv Griffin Show

    The Merv Griffin Show (Episode 6) 7.9

    Writer: Bruce Eric Kaplan

    Air date: 1997-11-06

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.

  • Poster for The Slicer

    The Slicer (Episode 7) 7.8

    Writer: Gregg Kavet

    Air date: 1997-11-13

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.

  • Poster for The Betrayal

    The Betrayal (Episode 8) 8.0

    Writer: Peter Mehlman

    Air date: 1997-11-20

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

  • Poster for The Apology

    The Apology (Episode 9) 7.6

    Writer: Jennifer Crittenden

    Air date: 1997-12-11

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

  • Poster for The Strike

    The Strike (Episode 10) 7.9

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe

    Air date: 1997-12-18

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.

  • Poster for The Dealership

    The Dealership (Episode 11) 8.1

    Writer: Steve Koren

    Air date: 1998-01-08

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

  • Poster for The Reverse Peephole

    The Reverse Peephole (Episode 12) 7.9

    Writer: Spike Feresten

    Air date: 1998-01-15

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

  • Poster for The Cartoon

    The Cartoon (Episode 13) 7.7

    Writer: Bruce Eric Kaplan

    Air date: 1998-01-29

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

  • Poster for The Strong Box

    The Strong Box (Episode 14) 7.7

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe

    Air date: 1998-02-05

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

  • Poster for The Wizard

    The Wizard (Episode 15) 7.7

    Writer: Steve Lookner

    Air date: 1998-02-26

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.

  • Poster for The Burning

    The Burning (Episode 16) 7.9

    Writer: Jennifer Crittenden

    Air date: 1998-03-19

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.

  • Poster for The Bookstore

    The Bookstore (Episode 17) 7.7

    Writer: Darin Henry

    Air date: 1998-04-09

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

  • Poster for The Frogger

    The Frogger (Episode 18) 8.1

    Writer: Gregg Kavet

    Air date: 1998-04-23

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

  • Poster for The Maid

    The Maid (Episode 19) 7.7

    Writer: Peter Mehlman

    Air date: 1998-04-30

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

  • Poster for The Puerto Rican Day

    The Puerto Rican Day (Episode 20) 7.8

    Writer: Gregg Kavet

    Air date: 1998-05-07

    Runtime: 22 min

    Overview: Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

  • Poster for The Chronicle (1)

    The Chronicle (1) (Episode 21) 7.4

    Writer: Darin Henry

    Air date: 1998-05-14

    Runtime: 43 min

    Overview: Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons.

  • Poster for The Chronicle (2)

    The Chronicle (2) (Episode 22) 8.0

    Writer: Darin Henry

    Air date: 1998-05-14

    Runtime: 56 min

    Overview: A two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons concludes.

  • Poster for The Finale (1)

    The Finale (1) (Episode 23) 7.5

    Writer: Larry David

    Air date: 1998-05-14

    Runtime: 56 min

    Overview: The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

  • Poster for The Finale (2)

    The Finale (2) (Episode 24) 6.9

    Writer: Larry David

    Air date: 1998-05-14

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."

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