Two and a Half Men (Season 12)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

The Ol' Mexican Spinach 5.5
Air date: 2014-10-29
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza 4.9
Air date: 2014-11-05
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Glamping in a Yurt 5.1
Air date: 2014-11-12
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 4.9
Air date: 2014-11-19
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 5.4
Air date: 2014-11-26
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Alan Shot a Little Girl 5.5
Air date: 2014-12-03
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 5.1
Air date: 2014-12-09
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 5.3
Air date: 2014-12-17
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 5.1
Air date: 2015-01-08
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Here I Come, Pants! 5.2
Air date: 2015-01-15
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
For Whom the Booty Calls 4.7
Air date: 2015-01-22
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 4.8
Air date: 2015-01-29
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
Boompa Loved His Hookers 5.0
Air date: 2015-02-05
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 5.0
Air date: 2015-02-12
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
Of Course He's Dead (1) 4.2
Air date: 2015-02-19
Runtime: 39 min
Overview: Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Of Course He's Dead (2) 4.5
Air date: 2015-02-19
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?