Two and a Half Men (Season 9)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 4.5
Air date: 2011-09-19
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
People Who Love Peepholes 4.7
Air date: 2011-09-26
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Big Girls Don't Throw Food 4.5
Air date: 2011-10-03
Runtime: 20 min
Overview: Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Nine Magic Fingers 4.4
Air date: 2011-10-10
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 4.8
Air date: 2011-10-17
Runtime: 20 min
Overview: Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
The Squat and the Hover 4.6
Air date: 2011-10-24
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 4.8
Air date: 2011-10-31
Runtime: 19 min
Overview: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Thank You for the Intercourse 5.3
Air date: 2011-11-07
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Frodo's Headshots 5.1
Air date: 2011-11-14
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 4.6
Air date: 2011-11-21
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
What a Lovely Landing Strip 4.9
Air date: 2011-12-05
Runtime: 20 min
Overview: Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
One False Move, Zimbabwe! 4.4
Air date: 2011-12-12
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 4.5
Air date: 2012-01-02
Runtime: 20 min
Overview: Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
A Possum on Chemo 4.9
Air date: 2012-01-16
Runtime: 20 min
Overview: Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 4.9
Air date: 2012-02-06
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 5.2
Air date: 2012-02-13
Runtime: 20 min
Overview: Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Not in My Mouth! 3.9
Air date: 2012-02-20
Runtime: 19 min
Overview: Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
The War Against Gingivitis 4.2
Air date: 2012-02-27
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Palmdale, Ech 4.4
Air date: 2012-03-19
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Grandma's Pie 4.3
Air date: 2012-04-09
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 5.0
Air date: 2012-04-16
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Why We Gave Up Women 5.5
Air date: 2012-04-30
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
The Straw in My Donut Hole 4.6
Air date: 2012-05-07
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 5.0
Air date: 2012-05-14
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.