Two and a Half Men (Season 9)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  • Poster for Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Episode 1) 4.5

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-09-19

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

  • Poster for People Who Love Peepholes

    People Who Love Peepholes (Episode 2) 4.7

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-09-26

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

  • Poster for Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food (Episode 3) 4.5

    Writer: Chuck Lorre

    Air date: 2011-10-03

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

  • Poster for Nine Magic Fingers

    Nine Magic Fingers (Episode 4) 4.4

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-10-10

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

  • Poster for A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (Episode 5) 4.8

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-10-17

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

  • Poster for The Squat and the Hover

    The Squat and the Hover (Episode 6) 4.6

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-10-24

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

  • Poster for Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Episode 7) 4.8

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-10-31

    Runtime: 19 min

    Overview: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

  • Poster for Thank You for the Intercourse

    Thank You for the Intercourse (Episode 8) 5.3

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-11-07

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

  • Poster for Frodo's Headshots

    Frodo's Headshots (Episode 9) 5.1

    Writer: Dave Richardson

    Air date: 2011-11-14

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

  • Poster for A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (Episode 10) 4.6

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-11-21

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

  • Poster for What a Lovely Landing Strip

    What a Lovely Landing Strip (Episode 11) 4.9

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-12-05

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

  • Poster for One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    One False Move, Zimbabwe! (Episode 12) 4.4

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2011-12-12

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

  • Poster for Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion (Episode 13) 4.5

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-01-02

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

  • Poster for A Possum on Chemo

    A Possum on Chemo (Episode 14) 4.9

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-01-16

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  • Poster for The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack (Episode 15) 4.9

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-02-06

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  • Poster for Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (Episode 16) 5.2

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-02-13

    Runtime: 20 min

    Overview: Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

  • Poster for Not in My Mouth!

    Not in My Mouth! (Episode 17) 3.9

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-02-20

    Runtime: 19 min

    Overview: Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

  • Poster for The War Against Gingivitis

    The War Against Gingivitis (Episode 18) 4.2

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-02-27

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  • Poster for Palmdale, Ech

    Palmdale, Ech (Episode 19) 4.4

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-03-19

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  • Poster for Grandma's Pie

    Grandma's Pie (Episode 20) 4.3

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-04-09

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

  • Poster for Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

    Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' (Episode 21) 5.0

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-04-16

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

  • Poster for Why We Gave Up Women

    Why We Gave Up Women (Episode 22) 5.5

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-04-30

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

  • Poster for The Straw in My Donut Hole

    The Straw in My Donut Hole (Episode 23) 4.6

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-05-07

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

  • Poster for Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (Episode 24) 5.0

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky

    Air date: 2012-05-14

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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