Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Two and a Half Men (Season 5)
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 8.0
Air date: 2007-09-24
Overview: Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Media Room Slash Dungeon 6.7
Air date: 2007-10-01
Overview: Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.5
Air date: 2007-10-08
Overview: Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
City of Great Racks 7.5
Air date: 2007-10-15
Overview: Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.3
Air date: 2007-10-22
Overview: Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.0
Air date: 2007-10-29
Overview: Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.0
Air date: 2007-11-05
Overview: After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 7.7
Air date: 2007-11-12
Overview: Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 7.6
Air date: 2007-11-19
Overview: Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.4
Air date: 2007-11-26
Overview: Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Meander to Your Dander 7.4
Air date: 2008-03-17
Overview: When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.4
Air date: 2008-03-24
Overview: Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
The Soil Is Moist 7.1
Air date: 2008-03-31
Overview: Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Winky-Dink Time 7.0
Air date: 2008-04-14
Overview: Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.2
Air date: 2008-04-21
Overview: Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.5
Air date: 2008-04-28
Overview: Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Fish in a Drawer 7.3
Air date: 2008-05-05
Overview: CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
If My Hole Could Talk 6.9
Air date: 2008-05-12
Overview: Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.1
Air date: 2008-05-19
Overview: When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
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