Two and a Half Men (Season 7)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  • Poster for 818-jklpuzo

    818-jklpuzo 7.2

    Air date: 2009-09-21

    Overview: Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

  • Poster for Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.1

    Air date: 2009-09-28

    Overview: When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

  • Poster for Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.0

    Air date: 2009-10-05

    Overview: Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

  • Poster for Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 6.8

    Air date: 2009-10-12

    Overview: Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

  • Poster for For the Sake of the Child

    For the Sake of the Child 6.9

    Air date: 2009-10-19

    Overview: Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

  • Poster for Give Me Your Thumb

    Give Me Your Thumb 7.3

    Air date: 2009-11-02

    Overview: Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

  • Poster for Untainted by Filth

    Untainted by Filth 7.1

    Air date: 2009-11-09

    Overview: Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

  • Poster for Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 6.8

    Air date: 2009-11-16

    Overview: While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

  • Poster for Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7.1

    Air date: 2009-11-23

    Overview: While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

  • Poster for That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    That's Why They Call It Ball Room 6.6

    Air date: 2009-12-07

    Overview: Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

  • Poster for Warning, It's Dirty

    Warning, It's Dirty 7.2

    Air date: 2009-12-14

    Overview: Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

  • Poster for Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 7.0

    Air date: 2010-01-11

    Overview: Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

  • Poster for Yay, No Polyps!

    Yay, No Polyps! 6.5

    Air date: 2010-01-18

    Overview: Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

  • Poster for Crude and Uncalled For (1)

    Crude and Uncalled For (1) 6.8

    Air date: 2010-02-01

    Overview: Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

  • Poster for Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

    Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) 6.1

    Air date: 2010-02-08

    Overview: Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

  • Poster for Tinkle Like a Princess

    Tinkle Like a Princess 6.1

    Air date: 2010-03-01

    Overview: Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

  • Poster for I Found Your Moustache

    I Found Your Moustache 5.9

    Air date: 2010-03-08

    Overview: Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

  • Poster for Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Ixnay on the Oggie Day 6.6

    Air date: 2010-03-22

    Overview: Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

  • Poster for Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 6.4

    Air date: 2010-04-12

    Overview: Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

  • Poster for I Called Him Magoo

    I Called Him Magoo 6.3

    Air date: 2010-05-10

    Overview: Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

  • Poster for Gumby with a Pokey

    Gumby with a Pokey 7.0

    Air date: 2010-05-17

    Overview: Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

  • Poster for This Is Not Gonna End Well

    This Is Not Gonna End Well 6.3

    Air date: 2010-05-24

    Overview: Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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